Akatsuki Babysitters chap 2

Chapter 2!
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“Hey! Shawnii!” It was Teresa calling to her new partner in crime. “Let’s have some fun!”

“Oh yeah? Like what?” Shawnii asked, clearly interested in causing some mischief. “Oi, Teresa, ever been ice-skating?” She asked getting a mischievous glint in her eyes.

“No, but there’s no place to skate around here…” she sighed, looking defeated.

“Sure there is! Kisame’s pool silly!” Shawnii said grabbing the confused girl while their unknowing baby sitter slept peacefully. They snuck from the room and towards the pool. “Aww! Kisame is in already in there!” she pouted watching the shark man swim while Britny sat in a lounge chair reading a book for the time being. It looked more like she was the one baby-sitting.

“S-so we can’t go skating?” Teresa pouted.

“Nah, we’re going skating. C’mon!” She said dragging her again. This time they stopped at the kitchen. It was a wide open floor, nice marble tiles that had a smooth top, and it had a counter to lean on. “Perfect.” Shawnii smiled putting her hands together and forming the tiger hand seal. “Ice Style:  FreezeOver No Justu!” she mumbled her smile melting into a smirk as she placed her hands on the floor. The room got chilly as the floor quickly coated over with nice slick ice.

“Oh wow!” Teresa said placing an experimental foot on the floor to test the ice. She pushed off with her other foot and slid forward across the floor. “Yay!!” She squealed pushing herself forward across the floor. “Wha-wait! WALL!” She crashed into the opposite wall then fell backwards onto the floor. “Owie…”

Shawnii laughed skating gracefully over to Teresa and running circles around the girl on the floor. She stuck her tongue out as Teresa whined, “No fair!” She complained taking Shawnii’s hand and pulling herself to her feet.

“Hey what was that crash, un?” Deidara asked stepping into the Kitchen. “Geeze, its c-WHA!!!” He was sent flying across the floor on his back and into the wall head first.

“Dei-kun?” Shawnii and Teresa kneeled next to him poking his shoulders. He was out cold though…One to many bonks to the head. O.o

“We should probably get him to bed.” Teresa said as Shauntae dispelled the ice justu. Through a joint effort they dragged Deidara back to their room where they placed him on the nearest bed and left him their taking turns watching him.
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When Deidara finally woke up he found both Shauntae and Teresa sitting next to the edge of the bed playing “Rock; Paper; Scissors.” with each other. He groaned trying to sit up only to find he had a HUGE head-ache. The moment he made any movement he was tackled by both girls and a chorus of, “Dei-kun! You’re alive!”

After Deidara managed to pry them off of him he asked for an explanation of why the floor had been iced over. The girls simply said, “We wanted to go skating!”

“So let me get this straight…I GOT SENT CAREENING INTO A WALL HEAD FIRST BECAUSE TWO NEW BRATS WANTED TO GO “SKATING”?!?! UN!?” He shouted waving his arms like a mad man. When he finally cooled off and looked at the girls they were on the verge of tears. “Aw, now c’mon…I’m sorry! Don’t cry! Please don’t cry?” But it was too late. Shauntae and Teresa busted out in tears. “Hey, okay…Um…I’m sorry! Um..Oh, I’ll buy you ice-cream! You guys want ice-cream? No…Um…I’ll take you to the beach, un!” He said jumping up.

“The beach?” Teresa sniffled.
“Promise?” Shawnii said wiping her face.

“Yes, I promise. Tomorrow I will take you to the beach.” He said trying to smile. He was just glad they stopped crying… “So…What now?”

“Can we dance?” Teresa asked as Shauntae ran to the stereo.

“Dance? Uh- sure…” Deidara said nervously as Shawnii switched the music on. “Hey…Wait, isn’t this Areo-”

‘YEAH! YEAH! DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY!
YEAH-YEAH! DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY!’

“Dance with me Dei-kun!” Teresa said grabbing Deidara’s hands and twirling around the room with him.

“SHAUNTAE!!” Deidara yelled as he was dragged across the floor. He growled glaring at the dance queen over her shoulder as she pretended to play the guitar in the air jumping across the floor.
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Britny was already finished with her book and was just waiting for Kisame to finish swimming. She leaned back some, reclining in the chair and closing her eyes. The moment she wasn’t looking Kisame splashed her with water and scared the living day lights outta her. She jumped up with a scream then her gaze landed on Kisame who was laughing his ass off in the water. She growled walking to the edge of the water and glaring down at him. She put her hands into the water and her eyes flashed red. After about a minute Kisame started to feel really hot as he noticed the water was boiling. “OooooOOooIIIiiiiIIiiiiI!!!!!!!!” He yelled jumping from the water and rolling on the cool ground. “Son…of…a…-”

“Don’t finish that.” Britny said putting a finger to his lips. “And don’t splash me with water. I hate being splashed. I hate water.”

“But you’re from the Mist Village! How can you hate water??” Kisame said putting his hands on his hips.

“It doesn’t matter what village I’m from, I. Hate. Water. End of story.” She said in an even tone. With that she turned and headed back to the lounge chairs, laying on a dry one this time, farther back from the pool. Kisame sighed diving back into the still warm water and swam around some more.
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When he got out about half an hour later Britny was asleep. Kisame dried off and put his cloak on then walked over to her. She looked a lot nicer when she was sleeping. Smiling he picked her up and carried her back to her room. Well, that wasn’t gonna work. Deidara was in the process of blowing up Shawnii and Teresa who were dancing to that weird Areosmith song “Dude Looks Like A Lady.” Weird…That song did kinda fit him.

Either way it was too loud to take Britny in there, so he carried her to his room and placed her on his water bed. “Sleep tight Kiddo.” He said exiting the room to go start dinner.
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“Hey Tobi-kun, I’m hungry!” Bryanna said tugging Tobi’s sleeve. “Tobi-kun, when is dinner?” she asked pouting. “And who cooks, and, and, and what are we gonna eat?” she said jumping up and down. Then she felt a hand on her shoulder and turned to see Cassy glaring at her.

“You’re annoying.” She growled, “I’m hungry too, dinner is soon, I’m pretty sure Kisame cooks, and we’re gonna eat FOOD.” She stated matter-of-a-factly.

“How do you know?” Bry asked, still whining.
“Le-schedule!” Tobi said motioning to a huge board on the wall with the chore list for the members listed. Sure enough, Kisame was cooking tonight, and yes, they were eating FOOD!!

“Oh! Okies, let’s go see what he’s cooking then! Maybe it’s ready!” Bryanna smiled skipping merrily along. Cass patted Tobi on the head. “Good Boy.”

“Yes! Tobi is a good boy!” He chimed following the girls into the kitchen where Kisame was humming while he cooked. “Kisame-san!” Tobi yelled, “What are we having for dinner?” he asked, still being loud.

“You if you don’t quiet down.” Kisame growled glaring out of the corner of his eye.

Cassidy walked straight up to him, having to tilt her head slightly to look up at him, “I’m hungry.” She demanded stamping a foot. Sitsuke came up next to her with a tiny: “Me too!”

Kisame eyed the short blonde in front of him, “Dinner will be ready shortly. Would you ladies please set the table?” He asked scooting some plates and silverware their way. Cass took the plates while Bry grabbed the cups and silverware. With Tobi’s help they set the table and actually made it look nice. Cassy patted Tobi’s head again. “Tobi /is/ a good boy.” She smiled earning her a hug from the orange masked boy.

“Hey Tobi-kun! Do you know somebody named Obito?” Bry asked cornering him.

“That’s a good question…Tobi-kun…/ARE/ You Obito Uchiha?” She said eyeing him.

“I-uh..Um…Who..I…KISAME!” He yelled making a mad dash for the door. “Help Tobi…Cassy and Bry-chan are being scary!” he whined.

“What? Aw c’mon Tobi, they’re two little girls!” He said poking his head into the dining room only to be met with a drop-dead evil glare from Cass. “Jeeze! What’s with the death stare!?” He said ducking back into the kitchen. “Sorry Tobi, you’re on your own.” He said trying to finish dinner quickly. “You three go round up everyone else, okay?” he said as the three made their way from the kitchen.

Cassy whispered something into Tobi’s and Bry’s ears, “Okay, you guys ready?” she asked with a devious grin. They nodded then all three took off down the hall screaming “DINNER TIME!” and banging on the doors. They were met with a bunch of yells about “SHUT THE **** UP!!”When they reached Kisame’s door they skipped over it, not knowing Britny was in there.

Itachi and Andra emerged from the wreck room. “Good job Andra-chan, you have amazing skills. I mean, how did you learn to use your hands so well?” This made Cassy stop and stare with that: “WTF?!” look on her face.

“Well Itachi-san, I’ve never been beat at video-games!” she said smiling sweetly.

“Hmm…Cute.” Itachi said patting her on the head and walking away.

“I’m cute?” Andra asked following closely, “Yay!” she jumped up and down till Itachi told her to stop and she obediently complied.

(More mayhem in the next chapter!)